Sirius: Aren't you a tiny little pup
James: That's a baby, Padfoot
Sirius: I know, that's what I said
James: A human baby
I can hear my brother starting to watch HIMYM in the next room and all I can think is, “Oh, you better jump on the Mobatsky ship or I’ll un-sibling you.”
Because, you know, shipping them is General Knowlege.
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up